.WAV files

An expanding catalogue for your amusement

Netscape for Windows users can left-click a link to hear the sound, or right-click and select Save Link As to download. Netscape for Macintosh users can click and hold a link, then select Save This Link As. For use with AOL, files can be saved directly to your top-level AOL directory.

*indicates a sound borrowed from another source, usually the AOL library

(C) indicates IMA ADPCM compressed format (playable on most machines)

Assorted

HEAR the .RA agoodboy.ra AmIRight.ra AndNow.ra annoying.ra apology.ra ambition.ra argue.ra bap.ra belch.ra bendover.ra bite.ra bleeding.ra blunt.ra bore.ra brain.ra brwnacid.ra bunyfart.ra cackle.ra calmdown.ra cantbelv.ra carbomb.ra carcrash.ra cart.ra chimp.ra chris.ra click.ra cluck.ra comedy.ra condom.ra cookin.ra distortd.ra doh.ra DontDo.ra dontgive.ra doodoo.ra drivers.ra goodmorn.ra heaven.ra homina.ra horniest.ra hottest.ra huge.ra idiot.ra ike.ra impressd.ra isolated.ra jerky.ra killyou.ra kisser.ra laff1.ra laff2.ra laff3.ra laff4.ra laff5.ra laff6.ra letsfk.ra MakeMe.ra MakMyDay.ra maniacal.ra matter.ra MGM.ra mockfrog.ra moron2.ra napoleon.ra NiceTrip.ra nitenite.ra nogood.ra notfunny.ra obstacle.ra phlegm.ra pighead.ra point.ra prejudic.ra rabbit.ra raincoat.ra reality.ra ricochet.ra robot.ra safety.ra sarcasm.ra scream.ra screwgod.ra shrink.ra simple.ra slime.ra snicker.ra staggrng.ra stoneage.ra strangle.ra TalkToMe.ra thwap.ra tingler.ra toomuch.ra top.ra tubfart.ra tubfart1.ra views.ra vomit.ra vomitron.ra voodoo.ra wee.ra what.ra where.ra whore.ra wow.ra yerknees.ra

SAVE the .WAV agoodboy.wav AmIRight.wav AndNow.wav annoying.wav apology.wav ambition.wav argue.wav bap.wav belch.wav bendover.wav* Bite.wav bleeding.wav blunt.wav* bore.wav brain.wav brwnacid.wav bunyfart.wav* cackle.wav calmdown.wav* cantbelv.wav carbomb.wav* carcrash.wav cart.wav chimp.wav* chris.wav click.wav cluck.wav* comedy.wav condom.wav cookin.wav distortd.wav doh.wav* DontDo.wav dontgive.wav doodoo.wav drivers.wav goodmorn.wav heaven.wav homina.wav horniest.wav hottest.wav huge.wav idiot.wav ike.wav impressd.wav isolated.wav jerky.wav killyou.wav kisser.wav laff1.wav laff2.wav laff3.wav laff4.wav laff5.wav laff6.wav letsfk.wav MakeMe.wav (C) MakMyDay.wav maniacal.wav matter.wav MGM.wav mockfrog.wav moron2.wav napoleon.wav NiceTrip.wav nitenite.wav nogood.wav notfunny.wav obstacle.wav phlegm.wav pighead.wav point.wav prejudic.wav rabbit.wav raincoat.wav reality.wav ricochet.wav robot.wav* safety.wav sarcasm.wav scream.wav screwgod.wav shrink.wav simple.wav slime.wav snicker.wav* staggrng.wav stoneage.wav strangle.wav TalkToMe.wav thwap.wav tingler.wav toomuch.wav top.wav tubfart.wav* tubfart1.wav* views.wav vomit.wav vomitron.wav voodoo.wav wee.wav what.wav where.wav whore.wav wow.wav yerknees.wav

"Casablanca"

HEAR the .RA beans.ra frndship.ra looking.ra

SAVE the .WAV beans.wav frndship.wav looking.wav

Miscellaneous Science Fiction and Horror

HEAR the .RA agony.ra beware.ra crackpot.ra damnyou.ra dirtyape.ra godzilla.ra helpless.ra horror.ra idplease.ra madhouse.ra monster.ra nothing.ra pretty.ra saucers.ra sorry.ra them.ra warning.ra wrong.ra

SAVE the .WAV agony.wav beware.wav crackpot.wav damnyou.wav dirtyape.wav godzilla.wav helpless.wav horror.wav idplease.wav* madhouse.wav monster.wav nothing.wav pretty.wav saucers.wav sorry.wav them.wav warning.wav wrong.wav

"Network"

HEAR the .RA bullsh1.ra bullsh2.ra clarity.ra madashel.ra value.ra

SAVE the .WAV bullsh1.wav bullsh2.wav clarity.wav madashel.wav value.wav

Popular Songs

HEAR the .RA dizzy.ra hair1.ra hair2.ra hair3.ra hair4.ra hello.ra lowridr1.ra lowridr2.ra lowridr3.ra monday.ra onionhed.ra respect.ra soulman1.ra soulman2.ra venus1.ra yerheart.ra

SAVE the .WAV dizzy.wav hair1.wav hair2.wav hair3.wav hair4.wav hello.wav lowridr1.wav lowridr2.wav lowridr3.wav monday.wav onionhed.wav respect.wav soulman1.wav soulman2.wav venus1.wav yerheart.wav

"Pulp Fiction"

HEAR the .RA askinyou.ra comic.ra

SAVE the .WAV askinyou.wav* comic.wav*

Religion and Evangelism

HEAR the .RA bible.ra devil.ra done.ra donut.ra godbless.ra inhell.ra needhelp.ra onfire.ra praisgod.ra tyjesus.ra tithe.ra victory.ra

SAVE the .WAV bible.wav devil.wav done.wav donut.wav godbless.wav inhell.wav needhelp.wav onfire.wav praisgod.wav tyjesus.wav tithe.wav victory.wav

Ren and Stimpy

HEAR the .RA better.ra bloated.ra bonk.ra burp.ra byefolks.ra cacofony.ra chuckle.ra crazykid.ra dream.ra drstupid.ra fanfare.ra foryou.ra happyjoy.ra log.ra madness.ra newtoy.ra nobetter.ra nosir.ra ohplease.ra onwithit.ra openwide.ra pleasant.ra receivng.ra resist.ra sac.ra sickmonk.ra smacks.ra split.ra stinky.ra surprise.ra swine.ra whatisit.ra yelp.ra

SAVE the .WAV better.wav bloated.wav bonk.wav burp.wav byefolks.wav cacofony.wav chuckle.wav crazykid.ra dream.wav drstupid.wav fanfare.wav foryou.wav happyjoy.wav log.wav madness.wav newtoy.wav nobetter.wav nosir.wav ohplease.wav onwithit.wav openwide.wav pleasant.wav receivng.wav resist.wav sac.wav sickmonk.wav smacks.wav split.wav stinky.wav surprise.wav swine.wav whatisit.wav yelp.wav

Star Trek: "The Changeling"

HEAR the .RA chaotic.ra DeadJim.ra energize.ra error.ra function.ra impulses.ra insuffct.ra irratnly.ra logic.ra nomad.ra nosign.ra steriliz.ra

SAVE the .WAV chaotic.wav DeadJim.wav energize.wav error.wav function.wav impulses.wav insuffct.wav irratnly.wav logic.wav nomad.wav nosign.wav steriliz.wav

"Supervixens"

HEAR the .RA bedroom.ra cigar.ra coward.ra dirtysob.ra fatsob.ra foul.ra fuhrer.ra getfkout.ra jackoff.ra limp.ra muscles.ra notready.ra prick.ra pruneprk.ra queersht.ra sassy.ra scumbag.ra

SAVE the .WAV bedroom.wav cigar.wav coward.wav dirtysob.wav fatsob.wav foul.wav fuhrer.wav getfkout.wav jackoff.wav limp.wav muscles.wav notready.wav prick.wav pruneprk.wav queersht.wav sassy.wav scumbag.wav

"Taxi Driver"

HEAR the .RA animals.ra listen.ra realrain.ra uTlkn2me.ra

SAVE the .WAV animals.wav listen.wav realrain.wav uTlkn2me.wav

The Three Stooges

HEAR the .RA beatit.ra birdies.ra boing.ra cantcall.ra clunk1.ra clunk2.ra curly1.ra goinon.ra losing.ra monkshot.ra murder.ra murderu.ra nbc.ra ouch1.ra ouch2.ra ouch3.ra ouch4.ra ouch5.ra pardon.ra quiet.ra sleepy.ra squito.ra wrongnum.ra yourface.ra

SAVE the .WAV beatit.wav birdies.wav boing.wav cantcall.wav clunk1.wav clunk2.wav curly1.wav goinon.wav losing.wav monkshot.wav murder.wav murderu.wav nbc.wav ouch1.wav ouch2.wav ouch3.wav ouch4.wav ouch5.wav pardon.wav quiet.wav sleepy.wav squito.wav wrongnum.wav yourface.wav

TV Excerpts

HEAR the .ra addams1.ra dukncovr.ra exit-l.ra exit-r.ra helpjane.ra howdydo1.ra howdydo2.ra mayberry.ra mistered.ra techdiff.ra whinnie.ra woody.ra yabadaba.ra

SAVE the .WAV addams1.wav dukncovr.wav exit-l.wav exit-r.wav helpjane.wav howdydo1.wav howdydo2.wav mayberry.wav mistered.wav techdiff.wav whinnie.wav woody.wav yabadaba.wav

"2001: A Space Odyssey"

HEAR the .RA afraid.ra brb.ra doing.ra going.ra hal-9000.ra incapble.ra mission.ra no-quest.ra notenuff.ra open-hal.ra perfect.ra problem.ra purpose.ra worry.ra

SAVE the .WAV afraid.wav* brb.wav* doing.wav* going.wav* hal-9000.wav* incapble.wav* mission.wav* no-quest.wav* notenuff.wav* open-hal.wav* perfect.wav* problem.wav* purpose.wav* worry.wav*

"Videodrome"

HEAR the .RA cutme.ra drugwarp.ra freaky.ra gethelp.ra gotporno.ra hatesis.ra insane.ra longlive.ra newflesh.ra notjust.ra omg.ra perform.ra resonate.ra ripping.ra turnmeon.ra

SAVE the .WAV cutme.wav drugwarp.wav Freaky.wav gethelp.wav gotporno.wav hatesis.wav insane.wav longlive.wav newflesh.wav notjust.wav omg.wav Perform.wav Resonate.wav ripping.wav turnmeon.wav